I wonder if one day I’ll look back at this time in my life and think, “that’s the year I quit biting my nails.”
I wonder if one day I’ll look back at this time in my life and think, “that’s the year I quit biting my nails.”
I wonder if one day I’ll look back at this time in my life and think, “that’s the year I quit biting my nails.”
My eye is seriously buggin out. This has got to stop.
I should have known better than to think I’d have the strength of will to go exercise instead of go back to sleep for another hour. I <3 bed
There’s a glitch in the system. My right eye keeps twitching. Time to reboot.
Oh me oh my, where did the day go? Oh right, the Internet.
@jordanhw, what’s the plan of attack to facilitate maximal free cone domination?
@benjamjy, I hope you had a hard hat. Safety first!
Spent $20 on 2 boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios, 2 boxes of Gushers, and a pair of pants. After eating the former I may not fit into the latter.
Just overheard a kid explaining 4/20 to his mom. “There are cops everywhere; no one cares!” Priceless.
Just met one of those unbreakable people who stubbornly refuse to take the bait and be friendly with me. That was one silent hour of work…
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