There’s nothing quite like grown men imitating infants.
There’s nothing quite like grown men imitating infants.
There’s nothing quite like grown men imitating infants.
Shirk shirk shirk / shirk shirk shirk / shirk your duties / shirk your duties
#overheard “When I was younger I used to only like guys with blond hair and blue eyes.”
“Most people not from the internet don’t know about the roflcopter.”
http://rightstuffdating.com – “The Ivy League of Dating.” As if the regular Ivy League weren’t enough. Terrible.
All that toaster oven did was dry out my bread and wilt my lettuce. The tuna was still cold.
I leaned my bike against a rail, put the lock on, left for a couple hours, came back, and realized that I hadn’t locked it TO anything. Oops
I’m trying to plan tonight’s radio show, but i can’t stop listening to the new Andrew Jackson Jihad album, Can’t Maintain. It’s rly vry gd!!
Lime juice on my laptop.
@robincamille elements of a bootleg parade: pickup truck with a stripper pole mounted in back. Dancers consistently off time. Honking semis.
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