I don’t mean to brag, but my roommate makes some delicious lamb korma.
I don’t mean to brag, but my roommate makes some delicious lamb korma.
I don’t mean to brag, but my roommate makes some delicious lamb korma.
I found a guy’s baby and he thought I was trying to steal it. He began to chase and try to kill me, baby still in my arms. #ohcrazydreamihad
The hair on my shins is matted with hundreds of tiny insects. #reasonsnottorideabikereallyfastatnight
Black is the color where none is the number.
Indelicate is an accusation.
Hey guys, what do I want for my birthday?
@mngarcia is a fantastic fixer of fine foods.
@bloodbathbeyond so it’s going excellently? Salting ketchup is the only way to go! That way it sticks to whatever you’re dipping!
How many alarms does it take to wake a Crow?! Four, and not ’til I’m supposed to leave home. Skipping shower and breakfast is teh whackness.
@kitschenz I work @theRock, the BAM, and for STA. All around campus. Whatchu upto?
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