gonna start responding to recruiters solely with predictive text sentences and bitmoji https://t.co/fe9C1wBPwe

gonna start responding to recruiters solely with predictive text sentences and bitmoji https://t.co/fe9C1wBPwe

@HobokenMartha this one bummed me out https://t.co/10L3gGrFYR

accidental life insurance
there is so much bad graffiti in the batman v superman trailers
dang what happened to sean kingston
burnt my tongue to smithereens on some coffee this morning and it was totally worth it
how un-pc would it be to call cars with one headlight out “fetty waps”
didnt bless the guy next to me who sneezed and felt delightfully malicious about it
the reason I’m looking at you intently, stranger, is so you’ll know I disapprove of everything you’re doing
@portmantoast I suppose the argument could easily be made that your phone is a computer, so nm
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