you can’t turn a crow into a housewife
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passive aggressively accepting meeting invitations minutes before they start
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some days I’m grumpy some days I’m effusive about seltzer
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going to see a movie I literally haven’t even looked up on rotten tomatoes
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afternoon coffee aka trading a headache for a stomachahe
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boycotting any album advertised on a billboard by the williamsburg bridge #sorryjamiexx #sorrytanlines
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@NJDG it was a joke tho cuz I was also tweeting about peas
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what if everyone who tweeted about peas today got fired from the jobs that they’re not doing
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anyone see any good drake gifs today?
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@KStoeffel probly shoulda just watched the dang BET awards huh
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