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in how many shots of my music video do I need to be holding a Beats Pill to make how many million dollars?
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@samhandler I’ve heard “dark patterns” used to describe similar stuff
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good golly this man is a good man
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a woman in Duane Reade trying to return a container of sliced melon claiming she misinterpreted the Oct 1 expiration as Jan 10
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dr dre predicted our current stream-binging media consumption when he told us to just chill ’til the next episode
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don’t call me a consumer
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the foghorns woke me before my alarm did
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stay tuned for my new single “Mayonnaise on My Mouse”
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@KatherineAnn that’s actually worse than the peach thing, I’m so sorry
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