I used to look at google earth to feel whistful. Now I just gaze fondly at how blank my calendar is after the next 2 weeks.
I used to look at google earth to feel whistful. Now I just gaze fondly at how blank my calendar is after the next 2 weeks.
I used to look at google earth to feel whistful. Now I just gaze fondly at how blank my calendar is after the next 2 weeks.
Took a chunk out of my thumbnail with a potato peeler.
What’s a ROFL ache? But seriously. So much wet.
#snOMG #ROFLakes LOL
Who, @gabestein? Oh, he’s sleeping in my closet.
Drowning in a sea of high fructose corn syrup.
I wanted to exclaim to someone about how ridiculous it is that I just tweeted 5 times in as many minutes but nobody in real life would care.
You guys, I have so many thoughts about rap.
I could listen to Busta Rhymes for hours. Just talking.
How does DJ Khaled have a career?
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