I should not consume the energy drink just because it is free.
I should not consume the energy drink just because it is free.
I should not consume the energy drink just because it is free.
My mom: “Hey Crow, look, curtains! Oh wait, that’s right, you don’t have windows in your apartment.”
Overheard: “I have so much Nag Champa it’s out of control.”
@john_mcg I just tried some academic papers and got HP Lovecraft, DFW, Margaret Atwood and Joyce. I’m all over the literary influences map.
@john_mcg you’re so consistent! Using different sections of my thesis/novella/novel-in-progress I got Douglas Adams, Stephenie Meyer and DFW
I’m totally underdressed for this Diane Williams reading.
@footeball45 the summer after I leave my campus gets a Chipotle…
Probably should have had this itchy mole checked out before my health insurance ended.
Dear NYC subway system, please stop being a jerk.
I was just in the same room as THE Winnebago Man.
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