Oh my possum. Also, who was that riding a horse through Prospect Park at night?
Oh my possum. Also, who was that riding a horse through Prospect Park at night?
Oh my possum. Also, who was that riding a horse through Prospect Park at night?
Papa Johns is the new Dominos.
New apartment. No chairs.
It wouldn’t take much convincing for me to spend $50 on a Pavement ticket.
I can’t think of any humorously pathetic yet empowered way to reveal that I’m deciding between seeing Easy A and The Town alone tonight.
Oh how willingly I propagate misinformation.
@MaxKramer should I include my DOB, SSN, mother’s maiden name, and the name of my favorite childhood pet?
@john_mcg it must’ve tagged but not posted my pissing tweet before I got on the subway. I feel so surveilled!
Dang. I just got tricked into breaking my policy against accepting fliers on the street by a cute girl.
Just saw a guy take a pee in the middle of the street. #ilovenewyork
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