A guy just showed up at my office carrying a vacuum cleaner and asked, “where is the thing to do?”
A guy just showed up at my office carrying a vacuum cleaner and asked, “where is the thing to do?”
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If you google my full name the 2nd result is a flash fiction Fast and Furious fan fiction piece I wrote. #curatingmyonlineidentity
If you google my full name the 2nd result is a flash fiction Fast and Furious fan fiction piece I wrote. #curatingmyonlineidentity
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How many ‘ha’s should I type in this instance?
How many ‘ha’s should I type in this instance?
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If appreciate if you’d refrain from telling me what and what not to do with my tube of cookie dough.
If appreciate if you’d refrain from telling me what and what not to do with my tube of cookie dough.
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Pretty sure those 4 dudes with AKs outside the Waldorf Astoria are not in costume.
Pretty sure those 4 dudes with AKs outside the Waldorf Astoria are not in costume.
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Dear @NewYorker Digital Edition, your password requirements are absurd.
Dear @NewYorker Digital Edition, your password requirements are absurd.
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Asking me my favorite Lil Wayne track is like me asking you your favorite page from Harry Potter.
Asking me my favorite Lil Wayne track is like me asking you your favorite page from Harry Potter.
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How come nobody stopped me from writing “left in the lurch”?
How come nobody stopped me from writing “left in the lurch”?
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Walk into my life. Waltz into my life. Jerk into my life?
Walk into my life. Waltz into my life. Jerk into my life?
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I make involuntary noises of delight when I finally get into my bed.
I make involuntary noises of delight when I finally get into my bed.
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