@kitschenz aw thx, that’ll be $500.
@kitschenz aw thx, that’ll be $500.
@kitschenz aw thx, that’ll be $500.
The Internet Mail Consortium strikes again!
Today at work a guy on the phone told me he’d email me his V-card. I don’t think he meant what I thought that meant.
Thought it’d be funny if I invented a Gucci Mane emoticon, but someone beat me to it: (<3-_-)
@tschafer47 then go bang your head against a wall!
It’s not that I need to spend less time on the computer, it’s that I need to spend more time off it.
feelin like a fat fatty
They should rename “Family Size” to “Self-Control-Lacking-Individual-Trying-and-Probably-Failing-to-Make-it-Last Size”
Gentleman just threw down a cool hundred on this Wendy’s tabletop backgammon game. Dollars, not frenchfries.
Lady in bodega buying scratch ticket: “I’m in it to win it.”
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