Would you still follow me on twitter if I spent all summer wearing mesh basketball shorts?
Would you still follow me on twitter if I spent all summer wearing mesh basketball shorts?
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Whenever I try to take notes from a phone call I wind up with incomprehensible words scattered at angles all over whatever paper Im using
Whenever I try to take notes from a phone call I wind up with incomprehensible words scattered at angles all over whatever paper Im using
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crowjonah
Donna Hayward dated Wayne Campbell!?
Donna Hayward dated Wayne Campbell!?
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crowjonah
Dear FedEx, thanks for nothing.
Dear FedEx, thanks for nothing.
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crowjonah
It’s been too long since I’ve been able to mention Molloy in a casual conversation.
It’s been too long since I’ve been able to mention Molloy in a casual conversation.
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crowjonah
How am I supposed to check my oil without a dipstick?
How am I supposed to check my oil without a dipstick?
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crowjonah
It smells like hotdogs and I’m not even in manhattan yet.
It smells like hotdogs and I’m not even in manhattan yet.
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crowjonah
Every minute I saved by driving instead of taking the bus was wasted while trying to find parking.
Every minute I saved by driving instead of taking the bus was wasted while trying to find parking.
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crowjonah
Feeling the relatively small joy of being retweeted makes me eager to try and get some fiction published!
Feeling the relatively small joy of being retweeted makes me eager to try and get some fiction published!
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crowjonah
@taylortronic where where where???
@taylortronic where where where???
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