The Internet just told me I wasn’t in a position to view the lyrics to The Police’s Every Breath You Take.
The Internet just told me I wasn’t in a position to view the lyrics to The Police’s Every Breath You Take.
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“sports are similar to life in that one thing happens and then another thing happens” – @everydayyeah
“sports are similar to life in that one thing happens and then another thing happens” – @everydayyeah
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Cliché homophobic anti-semitic drunk on the bus pretending to talk on a cell phone needs to get new material.
Cliché homophobic anti-semitic drunk on the bus pretending to talk on a cell phone needs to get new material.
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I’m trying to lounge but am instead being blinded by the overhead light reflected by these shiny arm rests.
I’m trying to lounge but am instead being blinded by the overhead light reflected by these shiny arm rests.
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@michaeldupuisjr the Internet is leaving me behind! Why haven’t I been invited?
@michaeldupuisjr the Internet is leaving me behind! Why haven’t I been invited?
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There’s something spooky about seeing a grown man pushing a squeaky scooter down the sidewalk at midnight.
There’s something spooky about seeing a grown man pushing a squeaky scooter down the sidewalk at midnight.
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And give us this day our daily Gatorade
And give us this day our daily Gatorade
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My girlfran just said megabyte instead of milligram
My girlfran just said megabyte instead of milligram
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Read posters advertising an “All White Affair” and felt very uncomfortable during the moment it took to realize it was referring to clothing
Read posters advertising an “All White Affair” and felt very uncomfortable during the moment it took to realize it was referring to clothing
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@PeatChewLow the news reports about chimpanzee attacks are just so exaggerated! Man, remember Crazy Taxi?
@PeatChewLow the news reports about chimpanzee attacks are just so exaggerated! Man, remember Crazy Taxi?
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