Somebody stole my Brooks.
Somebody stole my Brooks.
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Barista, in response to customer asking for whipped cream: “sorry, we’re really not Starbucks.”
Barista, in response to customer asking for whipped cream: “sorry, we’re really not Starbucks.”
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One ought not wear Crocs
One ought not wear Crocs
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Why does it smell like cold hotdogs outside and why does that make me nostalgic?
Why does it smell like cold hotdogs outside and why does that make me nostalgic?
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Haribo gummy Clown Fish and rice cakes for lunch
Haribo gummy Clown Fish and rice cakes for lunch
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I have got to ask the plaid-shirted guy biting his pinky nail in the same way that I do where he found his red suede Sambas.
I have got to ask the plaid-shirted guy biting his pinky nail in the same way that I do where he found his red suede Sambas.
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My Wikipedia bio will read, “Norlander’s initial fame came from his wildly popular live-tweets about mundane experiences on public transit.”
My Wikipedia bio will read, “Norlander’s initial fame came from his wildly popular live-tweets about mundane experiences on public transit.”
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Well, that interview was definitely an interview.
Well, that interview was definitely an interview.
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In a taxi, getting taken for a ride in more than one sense.
In a taxi, getting taken for a ride in more than one sense.
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Over the blaring reggae and construction noise I can hear the sound of someone figuring out how to play the Twin Peaks theme on piano.
Over the blaring reggae and construction noise I can hear the sound of someone figuring out how to play the Twin Peaks theme on piano.
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