i wanna know where subway is keeping all the abstract expressionist sandwich artists
i wanna know where subway is keeping all the abstract expressionist sandwich artists
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i think of my phone data plan and home internet bill as the rent and taxes for living in and being a citizen of the internet @
i think of my phone data plan and home internet bill as the rent and taxes for living in and being a citizen of the internet @
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@summerintherain well not if theyre married, cause then theyre one
@summerintherain well not if theyre married, cause then theyre one
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@ian_henry_s is it called plagiarism if your future self thought of it first?
@ian_henry_s is it called plagiarism if your future self thought of it first?
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this guy at starbucks just said “grand” in reference to the size of drink he was ordering
this guy at starbucks just said “grand” in reference to the size of drink he was ordering
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I don’t think google maps accounted for these headwinds when calculating my travel time
I don’t think google maps accounted for these headwinds when calculating my travel time
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when you put “so-called” in scare quotes, are you so-calling the so-called? sic sic sic
when you put “so-called” in scare quotes, are you so-calling the so-called? sic sic sic
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I didn’t catch that customer service representative’s name any of the 3 times he slurred it.
I didn’t catch that customer service representative’s name any of the 3 times he slurred it.
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I made a higher than average number of dumb jokes today. Feeling pretty accomplished.
I made a higher than average number of dumb jokes today. Feeling pretty accomplished.
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dear physical stores, if you want so badly for me to shop at you, how come you never have the stuff I want?
dear physical stores, if you want so badly for me to shop at you, how come you never have the stuff I want?
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