@tschafer47 just clearing out a backlog of tweet ideas that do happen to revolve around complaints!
@tschafer47 just clearing out a backlog of tweet ideas that do happen to revolve around complaints!
@tschafer47 just clearing out a backlog of tweet ideas that do happen to revolve around complaints!
have you ever seen a smoking crossing guard?
hey @baddrivers, learn to use turn signals
protip: dont smoke cigarettes
protip: wash the outsides and bottoms of your dishes too
overheard “i just love to eat hot things when its cold” (@ Bedouin Tent) http://t.co/UvLRXw0E
ive been promoted from “goodnight” to “take it easy my man”
how does this band remind me of an intersection i lived on years before i listened to them?
woke up with cursive’s ugly organ in my head
“if you see something, [sic] say something,” so: i see lots of things. can you be more specific?
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