if you’re 80% sure a bathroom is occupied but try the door anyway, find the middle ground between creepy quiet and aggressively loud
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when you say things like “black friday starts now,” it makes me think you don’t quite grasp the gregorian calendar
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hurry up, drink that coffee quickly and give yourself a stomach ache
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writing what I know is hard because what do I know?
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just poured half a beer into a glass half full of water. or half empty? regardless, I’m drinking it anyway
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I chopped some onions today to see if I still feel
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RIP Lil Wayne
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what do christina milian and the lox have in common
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if you say “my compliments to the chef”, will the waiter actually pass along the message?
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