{"id":742,"date":"2010-09-17T19:12:23","date_gmt":"2010-09-17T19:12:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wordpress\/?p=742"},"modified":"2010-09-17T19:12:23","modified_gmt":"2010-09-17T19:12:23","slug":"i-cant-think-of-any-humorously-pathetic-yet-empowered-way-to-reveal-that-im-deciding-between-seeing-easy-a-and-the-town-alone-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/archives\/742","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t think of any humorously pathetic yet empowered way to reveal that I&#8217;m deciding between seeing Easy A and The Town alone tonight."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t think of any humorously pathetic yet empowered way to reveal that I&#8217;m deciding between seeing Easy A and The Town alone tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t think of any humorously pathetic yet empowered way to reveal that I&#8217;m deciding between seeing Easy A and The Town alone tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=742"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}