{"id":631,"date":"2010-12-13T19:26:44","date_gmt":"2010-12-13T19:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wordpress\/?p=631"},"modified":"2010-12-13T19:26:44","modified_gmt":"2010-12-13T19:26:44","slug":"i-need-to-wear-blinders-on-the-subway-to-keep-from-reading-newspaper-headlines-over-peoples-shoulders-and-dying-a-little-bit-every-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/archives\/631","title":{"rendered":"I need to wear blinders on the subway to keep from reading newspaper headlines over peoples&#8217; shoulders and dying a little bit every morning."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I need to wear blinders on the subway to keep from reading newspaper headlines over peoples&#8217; shoulders and dying a little bit every morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need to wear blinders on the subway to keep from reading newspaper headlines over peoples&#8217; shoulders and dying a little bit every morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}