{"id":496,"date":"2011-06-21T05:15:54","date_gmt":"2011-06-21T05:15:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wordpress\/?p=496"},"modified":"2011-06-21T05:15:54","modified_gmt":"2011-06-21T05:15:54","slug":"if-i-threaten-to-sue-the-mta-for-whiplash-i-wonder-if-theyll-settle-and-give-me-an-unlimited-metrocard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/archives\/496","title":{"rendered":"If I threaten to sue the MTA for whiplash I wonder if they&#8217;ll settle and give me an unlimited MetroCard."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I threaten to sue the MTA for whiplash I wonder if they&#8217;ll settle and give me an unlimited MetroCard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I threaten to sue the MTA for whiplash I wonder if they&#8217;ll settle and give me an unlimited MetroCard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}