{"id":2080,"date":"2012-05-02T22:06:59","date_gmt":"2012-05-02T22:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wordpress\/?p=2080"},"modified":"2014-04-22T04:25:17","modified_gmt":"2014-04-22T08:25:17","slug":"i-sure-hope-the-fedex-guy-isnt-dead-though-its-hard-to-imagine-any-other-reason-my-package-hasnt-been-delivered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/archives\/2080","title":{"rendered":"i sure hope the @fedex guy isn&#8217;t dead, though it&#8217;s hard to imagine any other reason my package hasn&#8217;t been delivered"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i sure hope the <span class=\"username username_linked\">@<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fedex\" title=\"fedex\">fedex<\/a><\/span> guy isn&#8217;t dead, though it&#8217;s hard to imagine any other reason my package hasn&#8217;t been delivered<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i sure hope the @fedex guy isn&#8217;t dead, though it&#8217;s hard to imagine any other reason my package hasn&#8217;t been delivered<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2080"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2080\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3866,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2080\/revisions\/3866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}