{"id":1270,"date":"2009-08-06T17:52:02","date_gmt":"2009-08-06T17:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wordpress\/?p=1270"},"modified":"2009-08-06T17:52:02","modified_gmt":"2009-08-06T17:52:02","slug":"i-cant-believe-it-took-2-months-at-the-new-place-before-we-got-around-to-ordering-chinese-food-delivery-i-3-u-little-chopsticks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/archives\/1270","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t believe it took 2 months at the new place before we got around to ordering Chinese food delivery. I &lt;3 U, Little Chopsticks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe it took 2 months at the new place before we got around to ordering Chinese food delivery. I &lt;3 U, Little Chopsticks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe it took 2 months at the new place before we got around to ordering Chinese food delivery. I &lt;3 U, Little Chopsticks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}