{"id":1065,"date":"2009-12-25T06:58:18","date_gmt":"2009-12-25T06:58:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wordpress\/?p=1065"},"modified":"2009-12-25T06:58:18","modified_gmt":"2009-12-25T06:58:18","slug":"robincamille-i-am-in-a-bed-awaiting-the-good-graces-of-a-mr-claus-who-will-have-to-settle-for-oreos-cuz-my-sis-and-i-were-too-lazy-to-bake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/archives\/1065","title":{"rendered":"@robincamille I am in a bed awaiting the good graces of a Mr Claus who will have to settle for Oreos cuz my sis and I were too lazy to bake."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>@robincamille I am in a bed awaiting the good graces of a Mr Claus who will have to settle for Oreos cuz my sis and I were too lazy to bake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@robincamille I am in a bed awaiting the good graces of a Mr Claus who will have to settle for Oreos cuz my sis and I were too lazy to bake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1065"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/crowjonah.com\/twitter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}